Sunday, February 26, 2006

I have no shame

Evidently, I have no shame. Recently ,I entered a Toronto radio station contest called Buns of Steel.Yes, I exposed my arse for a chance to win $10,000. What I really need is for everybody reading this to click on that link, register as an "Inside Edge" member, find my picture ,and vote for me.I need the money to pay off my credit card debtload and buy a new computer.

Body Worlds 2

I saw the Body Worlds 2 display at the Science Centre in Toronto recently.What struck me was how much dead human flesh, when sliced, resembles rare roast beef.Also, I must say that I find it a somewhat undignified way to treat a cadaver,no? Volunteers or not, these were human beings,and deserve some dignity,especially in death.Yet fascinating, all the same.

food

I finally had those scones and the veggieburger that I mentioned earlier. They were really good!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Random thoughts

Vodka and Red Bull can really mess you up!

My girlfriend is going to make me some scones tomorrow, and I really like them!

Is there a funnier word than "buttcheeks"? I think not, though "cornhole" comes close.

Baked beans and rice is good,hearty simple meal.

Am I the only person who enjoys a good fart?

I must be the only person who goes to a headshop for the coffee.

Will somebody PLEASE buy something from my Cafepress shops?!!!I need the money,and I would love to replace my job!

My girlfriend has a kid. I drink.His father's girlfriend drinks. Coincidence?

One day, I'm going to eat an entire jar of peanut butter, just to see if I can!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

veggieburger

I fancy a Lick's veggieburger.I'm in the city;maybe I'll go and have one.

Super Bowl Sunday

Today is Super Bowl XL.I like American football,in fact,I'm blowing off a vegan potluck dinner to watch this.It's only once a year,so what the hell.

My prediction is Pittsburgh, 31-17.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Archie

My girlfriend has a little boy who just loves Archie comic books,thus,I have an excuse to read them whenever I visit.

Now,I've read Archie comics ever since I was a boy,but reading them now just shows how your perspective changes as you age.I used to think that the se Riverdale kids were just the coolest people you could know,so mature,attractive, and funny.

Now I see them a little differently.Archie,for instance, is an asshole.He has no qualms about dating every girl he can, but has a problem with Betty and Veronica doing the same.He's a moocher,he's lazy, and isn't very smart.

Betty has an almost psychotic obsession with Archie. If she were to ever truly believe that he didn't want her,she'd either kill herself,or go all Fatal Attraction on him.Veronica doesn't love Archie.She just wants him because her best friend(Betty) does,and also,Archie really pisses her father off.What teenager(they're all supposed to be 17) can resist that?

Jughead is 17,and doesn't like girls? One word:gay! Come out,come out, wherever you are!

Moose Mason is a violent simpleton,who shouldn't be in a regular school,but an institution.He's the type of man who would eventually turn on his "gurl" Midge,because he's sure that she's leading other men on.But hey,he wins football games, right?

But then,this is only a cartoon.

Updates! check out these articles about points I touched on:
http://www.omnivore.org/jon/orwell/Archie.htm
http://wbab.com/morningshow/gay-cartoons.html
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/news/nov02/200.html
http://www.thetoque.net/040203/archie.htm