Random thoughts

Vodka and Red Bull can really mess you up!

My girlfriend is going to make me some scones tomorrow, and I really like them!

Is there a funnier word than "buttcheeks"? I think not, though "cornhole" comes close.

Baked beans and rice is good,hearty simple meal.

Am I the only person who enjoys a good fart?

I must be the only person who goes to a headshop for the coffee.

Will somebody PLEASE buy something from my Cafepress shops?!!!I need the money,and I would love to replace my job!

My girlfriend has a kid. I drink.His father's girlfriend drinks. Coincidence?

One day, I'm going to eat an entire jar of peanut butter, just to see if I can!